Monday, February 28, 2011

This lady is a imposter!

She stole my body!

...And the one she left in its place is not up to par.
It won't do what I want it to do and my mind knows it can do.
It doesn't look the same.

It has bones that hurt.
It has a heart that races.
It has lines on its face that can't possibly be MINE!
It has eyelashes that aren't thick like mine.
It puts shingles on me, hurts like crazy THAT time of the month and its eyes are blurry.

It grows fingernails that I was never able to grow....wait, that's a plus.

I will gladly pay whatever reward it is asking for the safe return of my body.

I want ME back.
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Rhonda said...

The joys of...hmmm let's see how can I put this in a good way...getting up there in age. I am right there with ya hon. Menopause is what is doing me in. UGH! This blog post just had me laughing. You are still as beautiful as ever.

Oka said...

don't we all want "me" back?

Belinda said...

It's Invasion of the Body Snatchers....they got me too.

Kmama said...

I'm sorry you don't feel the same, but you are beautiful!! Seriously.

Tammy said...

It sux getting old doesn't it? You look great are being harder on yourself than you should be. But I don't feel as young as I use to...

gayle said...

Someone has mine too!!

Shell said...

I'm sorry you feel that way. But, you are still one beautiful lady!